[sleep-over voice] are you awake
[sleep-over reply voice] yeah
[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH
[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us
[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs
why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back
can i get an amen
Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.
once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard
god bless gordan ramsey
I want to take a nap but I’m wearing eye makeup and it’s just not worth messing up all my hard work
Guys I kind of want to read After and see why it’s being turned into a movie
Does running late count as exercise
i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?
Wow, that was intense
what is this a spoiler for ??