onthesideoftheotters:

shotadreams:

mage-of-katnep:

rainbowsfireworks:

confusedtree:

ollivander:

lampghost:

[sleep-over voice] are you awake

[sleep-over reply voice] yeah

[regrettable sleepover invitee voice] you guys SHH

[confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life

[annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up

[sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my moms gonna hear us

[unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs

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slippersaremyweakness:

fat-feminist:

frankierofightingsociety:

why doesn’t anywhere sell normal clothes for women? like i want a plain black fuckin sweater not a mohair cross stitch embroidered cropped asymmetrical slouch longline short sleeved drop hem thing with a hole in the back 

can i get an amen

Sorry, we only stock the Amen in size XXS.

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princeowl:

once one of my straight male friends who has a significant amount of sex asked me ‘when two girls do it how do you know when you’re finished’ and to this day thats one of the saddest things ive ever heard 

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cocoalou:

look at the cutest bean to ever exist!!!!!!

image

x

1 hour ago3015 notes
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jalexintheimpala:

god bless gordan ramsey 

1 hour ago52476 notes
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#:')

I want to take a nap but I’m wearing eye makeup and it’s just not worth messing up all my hard work

1 hour ago3 notes

Guys I kind of want to read After and see why it’s being turned into a movie

1 hour ago1 notes
#im honestly so curious #I've never read a good wattpad fic #but this is being turned into a /movie/ #I want to be able to form my own opinion on it
i-am-sher-locked-7 : Red Brick Heart????

Nope what’s it about

1 hour ago1 notes

College

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#FUCK

2014-blogger:

Does running late count as exercise

1 hour ago3255 notes
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topless-bottom:

nungers:

i just ate some delicious ravioli. no i didnt. do u see how easily lies can be spread on the internet?

Wow, that was intense

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#bye #I should see your dick
Anonymous : spoiler alert: they all die in the end

tsarbucks:

communistbakery:

what is this a spoiler for ??

life

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