Ed Sheeran vs. Everyone else

Normal guy: I really want to kiss you.
Ed Sheeran: All I want is the taste that your lips allow.
Normal guy: Let's cuddle.
Ed Sheeran: Cover me up cuddle me in lie down with me and hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: I want to hug you.
Ed Sheeran: I was made to keep your body warm but I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms.
Normal guy: She's a crack whore prostitute.
Ed Sheeran: And in a pipe she flies to the Motherland or sells love to another man.
Normal guy: Marry me?
Ed Sheeran: Settle down with me and I'll be your safety you'll be my lady.
Normal guy: I'm sad and lonely.
Ed Sheeran: 'Cause lately I've been waking up alone, paint splattered teardrops on my shirt.
Normal guy: I'm going to get wasted and sleep with someone else to forget about you.
Ed Sheeran: I wanna be drunk when I wake up on the right side of the wrong bed
Normal guy: Expect me to drunk diall you later.
Ed Sheeran: And that tonight I'll call ya, after my blood is drowning in alcohol.
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